Chew (not his real name) has been coughing and wheezing more and more heavily. Each time he coughs, blood comes out. At first he thought nothing of it. But the bloodly came more frequent and his breathing becomes heavy and erratic. His job as a crane operator suffered as a result. One day while having [...]
Archive for the ‘Current Affairs’ Category
Entry of a dying patient
Posted: 11th August 2010 by Jacky Yong in Current AffairsTags: Bald4Good, Hospis
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Fucking is a place in Austria!
Posted: 24th July 2010 by Jacky Yong in Current AffairsTags: fucking, weird place names
OMG!!! I can’t believe this is true! There really is a place called Fucking in the world! It’s a small town located in Austria near the eastern border with German. It was already in existence 800 years ago. So you can really forgive the townsfolk when they resist the idea of changing the name to something more [...]
My nightmare begins
Posted: 4th July 2010 by Jacky Yong in Current Affairs, Silly meTags: KTM, nightmare
I have been warned for many many times before this. I have already prepared myself mentally to begin to accept this inevitable consequences. You see, I have now changed job, since 1st July. I am no longer working in Cyberjaya, and I loved the place! (The town, NOT the workplace) Now my new company is [...]
I support Ong Tee Keat!
Posted: 19th November 2009 by Jacky Yong in Current AffairsTags: Chew Mei Fen, Chinese, malaysia, MCA, Ong Tee Keat
I am so happy when I saw the news today. Chew Mei Fen got the boot from the MCA council! PADAN DIA PUNYA MUKA!! I fully support this move. Her recent spat with Ong shows that she is no longer in-sync with the party’s objective. Anyone who is either with Ong, or against Ong. Yeah, [...]
Serdang Jam, why does it happen?
Posted: 8th November 2009 by Jacky Yong in Cars, Current AffairsTags: jam, Serdang, Seri Kembangan
There are a few reason the notorious jam happens. One does not need to be a highway engineer to figure that out. The poor people in Serdang gets no fucking exit in the MEX, while Damansara / PJ gets 7 highways (Federal, LDP, Kesas, Sprint, NKVE, Penchala, NPE)! What, people in Serdang not worthy of [...]
Boo to you Datin Chew Mei Fen!
Posted: 3rd November 2009 by Jacky Yong in Current AffairsTags: Chew Mei Fun, MCA
YUCK!! The mere mention of that name brings a bad taste to my mouth! That name has never sound good to me after she lost to Tony Pua in the last general election. It only means one thing; that she cannot be trusted to do things. And her latest remarks in the media sealed her [...]
Random Ramblings – Highways of Malaysia
Posted: 18th September 2009 by Jacky Yong in Cars, Current Affairs, Silly meTags: car, drive, highway, malaysia
1. Automatic car are useful in city drivings because of the stop-and-go situations involved. But they are getting more and more useful in highways. 2. Why do we use the highways? What is the basic thing that you expect in return of paying a hefty sum at the bloodsucking toll booths? The convenience, the time [...]
Malaysia F1 Team? What a joke!
Posted: 16th September 2009 by Jacky Yong in Cars, Current AffairsTags: F1, malaysia
BWUUUAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I can only afford an uncontrollable insane laugh! Come on Malaysia! Not another one of your tasteless jokes! Can this be one of your publicity stunt again? I mean, seriously, what do you expect to put in your machine? A 1.6 litre turbo CAMPRO engine? Well, here’s news for you! CAMPRO engines are lousy, [...]
Malaysia is going to another Dark Age
Posted: 9th July 2009 by Jacky Yong in Current Affairs, Silly meTags: education, English, malaysia
*Sigh* ….. the worst has happened. Against the will of Tun Dr Mahathir, and legions of parents around Malaysia, the stupid Muyiddin has announced that Science and Math be taught back in Malay. This is a 180 degree turn back towards the prehistoric era. The Malaysian education system is going the way of the dodo. [...]
English – Malay Translation Horror
Posted: 9th July 2009 by Jacky Yong in Current AffairsTags: cinema, English, joke, malay, translation
I am sure you have read this already through some forwarded mails before. This is really classic! Just a case in point for how absurd a direct translation from a decent terms in English can go haywire in Malay: Hardware: barang keras Software: barang lembut Joystick: batang ria Plug and Play: cucuk dan main Port: [...]