Jacky Yong

For once I am fully agreeable to Dr M when he said that Najib should not be PM. BN has lost significantly, and they have used this reason to hold the current PM Abdullah Badawi responsible and force him to step down. Not a good move my friends. For one thing, Badawi is innocent in the 2008 General Election. He is only taking helm from the shit that Dr M has left for him back in 2003. You are only seeing the mess because Badawi has the guts to reveal them for us all to see.

If you ask me to choose between Najib and Badawi, I’ll choose Badawi anytime. It’s a case of the lesser of the two evils; both are still governed by BN, but at least Badawi has a cleaner image to me. Let’s go through the 10 dalils of why I think Najib does not deserve to be my PM.

1. I vividly remembers my schooling days when Najib was Education Minister from 1995 to 1999, my middle school years. He messed up the entire education system so very badly. I don’t recall the details but it made me angry! I can’t imagine him making policies for us all Malaysian!

2. When he became Defense Minister, he wasted the tax payer’s money on some French submarines. A couple of white elephants is that what I think they are.

3. He’s bald.

4. He flirts with pretty Mongolian models and then blows them up into smithereens for fun. And gets away with it scotch clean.

5. He is a Pak-Turut. When Dr M was in power he fully supports the new Singapore-Malaysia bridge. Now that Badawi has scrapped the project, he made a 180 degree turn.

6. He wants to bath his keris with Malaysian Chinese blood! It’s true! It happened way back in 1987 in an UMNO meeting when he was UMNO Youth Chief. How and why he never got caught remains a mystery.

7. He sets up the National Service thingy, another money-wasting project. Do you know that only selected bus companies are allowed to ferry these participants to and from the NS camp? I won’t be surprised if these companies are related to him.

8. He’s gay. (Hey, Anwar got demoted too when they found out that he fucks around with a guy. So being gay is the perfect reason to banish a person from politics it seems. So yeah, he’s gay.)

9. He makes stupid remarks. All the time.

10. Errrmmm ….. I can’t think of a 10th reason. I just don’t like his face.

So there you have it. Feel free to rebuke me. Oppps…. I think the ISA is knocking on my door.